So my friend went to buy a bike on Craigslist… The seller got all sciency on him.
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
what series of events could have transpired for such a colossal fuck up to take place
My new favourite frozen gif of Dean’s face omfg
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and